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Funny Wrestling Signs
Here is a list of many, many funny wrestling signs that WWE fans have brought with them to past Events making fun of various wrestlers and other stupid yet very funny jokes.
"Kimberly, Feel My Bang!"
"Goldberg Fears Absolutely FN No One!"
"I am Mr. Wrestling #2"
"WOKKA WOKKA WOKKA!!"
"Malone signed Hogan's Rogaine"
"Nation of Integration"
"Fans fear new signs"
"Mable 5:15 (lbs.)"
"Paul Bearer collects chins"
"The Rock stays hard"
"NO MORE 3:16 SIGNS. 3:16"
"YOUR AD HERE"
"REDNECKS 4 LIFE"
"This Space for Rent"
"RAW=Really Awful Wrestling"
"McMahon 3:16 Don't Cross the Boss"
"What about me? What about my sign?"
"Scott Hall fears Betty Ford"
"Hogan fears....EVERYBODY!!!!!"
"Jerichololics Anonymous"
"This Is Tuesday" (On a WCW Sat Night Taping)
"Viva El Dandy"
"The Titanic Sank when it hit Goldberg"
"Drunk 24:7"
"Lenny Lane + Chris Jericho= Ambiguosly Gay Duo"
"Vince who's your daddy?"
"DDP bangs guys"
"Bret Hart: I've been screwed over a 1000 times"
"Give Goldberg a push"
"Sable, Got Milk?"
"Beer 3:16"
"GOLDBERG: WHO'S LEFT?"
"Chyna is my long lost brother"
"I hate signs"
"She has herpes"
"I need help"
"South Park fears new episodes"
"El Dandy 4-life"
"The Great B@!ls of Chyna!"
"Sable 24/7:69"
"I Need A Girlfriend"
"Rock quit cookin the rock"
"Sable you left your toothbrush at my house last night"
"Whos bischoff blowing?...nwo"
"Double J is Double Gay"
"Oh my god he stunned Kenny! Oh hell yeah!"
"Goldberg 98 jobbers 3 real wrestlers"
"Sable, Sunny, and Marlena: The six best things in
wrestling"
"Im your daddy"
"Mero is a wife beater, because thats all he can beat"
"LUGER IS 99% SILICON!!!!"
"Who's Goldberg Blowing?"
"Survey Says Nitro Sucks"
"Val venis Mr. Everynight"
"Val uses Viagra"
"Vince you silly bastard"
"Val Venis and McMahon are gay porn stars!"
"Chyna Rape Me!!!!!"
"Val Venis Is My Pimp"
"Eddy Picks Beets!"
"McMahon failed SCU"
"Hey Sable s*ck it!"
"Austin Sleeps With Sheep"
"Fit Finley Fan Club"
"We love all 26 Guerreros"
"Sable 4:69"
"Will work for Head"
"Dusty Rhodes Fears Jenny Craig"
"I'm Drunk"
"Buff Bagwell The Porno Star"
"Powerbomb Schiavone"
"Brisco Blows McMahon"
"GOLDBERG 6:32 Twice DA Man"
"Eric Bischoff Eat us alive"
"Vince, You couldn't even beat E-Z E!"
"I Love Stop Signs"
"Goldberg Fears Speeches"
"DDP Drinks Pabst"
"I stole DDP's Liver Brace"
"Hogans Barber is Bozo"
"Ric Flair has Porn Hair"
"I'd rather be in Chyna"
"Venis Has No Penis"
"Chyna Has No VA-CHYNA" "Will Wrestle For Food"
"Raw sucks Moby D!ck"
"Hogan Fears Cartman"
"Who Booked This Crap?"
"Goldberg ate Godzilla"
"JUVI The Next Spice Girl"
"I slept with Francine and all I got was this lousy
rash!"
"Will Job For Food"
"Your Paying $29.95 For This!"
"Your Gimmick Sucks!"
"CHYNA Is My Dad"
"I Steal Cable TV"
"HOGAN Fears ROGAINE"
"RAVEN Fears Soap"
"Get The Flock Out!"
"STING Is A Fairy Princess"
"I Enjoy Wrestling"
"BISCHOFF Is HOGANS Little Girl"
"GOLDBERG Sank The TITANIC"
"I'M NEXT"
"DYSLEXIA 6:13"
"LAWLER Fears MAX MINI"
"BACKLUND Could Balance The Budget"
"HOGAN Wears Panties"
"We Love ERIC" ( held up by Bischoffs mother )
"Hey MCMAHON...Bite Me!"
"USE THE SIGN" ( used by Raven to knock out DDP )
"I'd rather be in Sable"
"Nation of Idiots"
"The Rock has no rocks"
"Enough is enough and it's time to leave the Nation-owen
reference"
"Mankind likes Men"
"All the Nitro Girls 4:69"
"Bichoff takes it up the @$$ from Hogan"
"Giant has a stump"
"I have more signs than Lodi"
"Wrestling is neato"
"Why all the signs?"
"I didn't pay for this"
"I'm Leno's personal trainer"
"Chyna s*cked it"
"Hogan try BenGay 4 life"
"Chyna: marry my brother"
"Kane DDS"
"Rocky Doesn't Suck"
"Chavo had one pixy stick too many"
"HOGAN GOT HIS ROGAINE MIXED UP WITH HIS VIAGRA AND NOW
HE'S A BONEHEAD"
"DDP gives Kimberly the BANG!"
"Dusty Rhodes is Cartman's father"
"Kill J.R"
"Konnan: Here piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy!"
"I smell ratings"
"Owen is an Ardvark's Nugget!"
"SENSATION 3:16"
"The Rock is cookin' nuggets"
"E-Z E fears funny jokes"
"Sable's love Child"
"Here Lizard, Lizard, Lizard"
"Pepe is Head's brother"
"McMahon fears HEAD"
"Funk Funked my Grandma"
"JR's a pirate"
"Chyna's Slaughter's son"
"Kurrgan is my father"
"Mankind lives in my closet"
"Nash's mom drives a pickle wagon"
"Bret's Uncle Eric's lover"
"I love Outback Jack"
"Styles clothes don't fit him"
"Joey Styles is Bud Bundy"
"Joanie Loves Chachi"
"Sable fears Breast Reductions"
"Patterson fears women"
"Drew Carey is a Funk"
"Call me buttercup"
"Malenko fears smiling"
"If Paul's the father, Chyna must be the mother"
"Ric Flair has Saggy t!++!es"
"Syxx Lyxx Dyxx"
"Dudekind Jack-Oooooow Have a nice Bang Bang"
"Champ-Goldberg #1c-Horowitz"
"Goldberg plays with the Titanic in his bathtub"
"Venis fears DiCaprio"
"Pour Beer Here"
"Stone Cold, throw me a beer"
"Golga has cheese-doodles in his mask"
"Big Brother Nugget"
"Hogan's wife demands viagra"
"King Mabel fears Jenny Craig"
"Here Eddy, Eddy,Eddy"
"Raven and Jericho Cry-babys-r-us"
"Scott Hall fears different surveys"
"Hogan S*cks It"
"Goldberg fears Terry Funk"
"Hogan is My Great Grandfather"
"What about me what about my mom"
"Scott Hall and Jake The Snake are drinking buddys"
"Goldberg, Who was First?"
"Row E Will Wrestle For Beer"
"X-Pac Can't Cut The Mustard"
"Sable, will you marry me?"
"Sable Is My Sex Slave"
"I am Sable's PIMP"
"WHY DOES BRET HART WEAR A PINK TRIANGLE?"
"Clinton was in Chyna"
"GOLDBERG KILLED KENNY"
"Trailer Trash from lot 3:16"
"Nash Wants Out"
"Venis 3:16. I just stole your wife"
"Stolen Gimmick Victim" (held by Sign Guy Dudley)
"GOLDBERG IS A NUGGET"
"We Clean Windsheilds"
"I HATE CANADA"
"Hey Venis, Show Us Uranus"
"HIV 3:16"
"Disco is my idol"
"We came to see Disco dance"
"Hey Mom, Pick Me Up I'm Drunk!"
"Vince, screw me like you screwed Bret!!!"
"Lodi Stole my signs"
"20 Nuggets For 2.99"
"It's time It's time, it's nudie time"
"The King of Nuggets - Owen FART"
"The Rock Tosses Owen's Salad"
"Uncle Eric is my Aunt"
"Hogan is so old he farts dust!"
"RAW is bore"
"Jackhammer Clinton"
"Nitro just ran out of fuel"
"Mean Gene is my dad"
"Scott Hall Cracks me up" (The word 'me' was crossed
out.)
"Scott:Got coke?"
"Big Fatty the Giant Pillow"
"Score: Bushwackers - 5 Toothbrushes - 0"
"Dirty Dick Slater has clean genitals"
"I love Silverking!"
"Hey Tyson-BiteME!"
"Hey Mike-Did it taste like chicken?"
"CHYNA 4:69"
"YO VAL WHERES YOUR PAL....PENIS"
"Hogan vs. Flair.... Age in the Cage!!"
"SHAVE DOUG DILLENGER"
"N ash W as O z" (NWO)
"HULK HOGAN & BRET HART VS. RODDY PIPER & RANDY SAVAGE -
JURASSIC PARK"
"SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE"
"LUCHA LIBRE - TRANSLATION: BATHROOM BREAK"
"WATCH OUT, RING BOYS! ALFONSO'S ON THE LOOSE!"
"RUN MIKEY RUN"
"DIE MIKEY DIE"
"HEY ERIC, CAN WE 'BORROW' LOCH NESS, TOO?" (held up
during the angle when Brian Pillman showed up in ECW in early 1996,
despite still being under contract with WCW)
"WHEN I GROW UP, I WANNA BE JUST LIKE THE SANDMAN"
"I WISH THE SANDMAN WAS MY DAD"
"MIKEY(Whipwreck) WASHES TOD (Gordon)'S CAR"
"TAZ - THE 13TH MONKEY"
"NO GOLD SCORPIO" (After "2 Gold" dropped both his TV
and tag titles to Mikey Whipwreck)
"CONDOMS PREVENT DUDLEYS"
"THE GUY BEHIND ME CAN'T SEE"
"Brisco Brothers Body Shop Stole My Hubcaps."
"Paging Mr. Ass"
"I didnt know what to write"
"KAMALA SIGHTING"
"Bret Hart Humps Cows"
"Sting is an evil mime"
"Hogan Has Saggy T!+s"
"Wal-Mart Is WCW"
"Attention Kmart Shoppers-- S*CK IT!!!"
"LODI STOLE MY SIGN"
"Sable is My viagra"
"Piper fears pants"
"Goldberg fears competition"
"BRET THE $H!T-MAN HART"
"WEWANTFLAIR"
"T!+s = Ratings"
"Raven fears Shampoo"
"I'm with Stupid --->" "<---He's stupid,too"
"I eat SPAM"
"I like SPAM"
"Emler Fudd says'WCW=Weal Cwappy Wessawing'"
"DX's newest members: Chyna's new t!+s!"
"Hey Saturn, where's Uranus?"
"Triple H had a Triple chin"
"We can smell what the Rock cooked for dinner!"
"Chyna: toughest man in all of wrestling"
"Nitro Girls - Who knees 'em?"
"Sable-what's their zip code?"
"Jerry Lawler - King Nothing" (Metallica reference)
"Hey Ross-what are you looking at?"
"Larry Z is short"
"Tony is getting fat"
"I hitch-hiked for this match?"
"Giant-biggest smoking ad ever"
"WWF-more silicon than the valley!"
"WWF-We Worship F@g$!"
"HARLEM buckwHEAT"
"I play violin"
"Owen is a nugget"
"Book ME!"
"Disco does the two-step"
"Becks: German for beer Wright: German for queer"
"LOD 2000 (years old)"
"I like my Sunny side down"
"Hunter Hearst Homo"
"HOGAN IS A HOMO"
"WHO FARTED?"
"I GOT CHYNA SYNDROME"
"Chyna Your The Man!"
"F**ck It"
"Paul Bearer is Cartman's Father!!"
"The Giant fears Hooked on Phonics"
"Triple HIV"
"WCW sux, Bischoff swallows"
"Ron Jeremy fears Venis"
"If im a jackass im gonna HEE HAW my foot up your a*s!"
"Vince sucks a fat one"
"Chavo, I think you need a bigger box!!"
"Bitchoff sucks Hogan's @$$"
"I hate security!"
"4:20 Horsemen"
"MY DIXIE WRECKED"
"GIVE ME HEAD"
"Norman Smiley Jobber of the decade"
"I'M NOT A JERICOHOLIC!!! I'M AN ALCOHOLIC!!!"
"I Eat Va-Chyna"
"When you hear the breaking glass Stone Cold about to
whoop someone A$$."
"DX can suck these"
"Can you smell what Dusty's booking?"
"Double J is an A double S"
"Kurrgan fears English"
"Vince is a fag"
"Chyna is Cartman's Father"
"Double J...Ain't he Gay?"
"Nation of Masturbation"
"What about me? what about raven? How about shutting the
hell up!!!!!!!!"
"I left my wife for nitro"
"Mean Gene Tosses Salad"
"I was in Chyna last night and it stunk"
"Jericho is GAY!"
"WCW = WE CAN'T WRESTLE!"
"I snort with Scott Hall"
"I NEED TICKETS!!!"
"WE GOT IN 4 FREE!!"
"I BLEW BISCHOFF FOR MY TIX"!
"Owen Hart has no Heart, or Talent"
"Hogan fears Captain Silly Pants"
"Raw is Taped"
"Goldberg fears Jelly Nuts"
"I am Villano XVII"
"Im a Jericoholic (rip up my sign)"
"Big Poppa Pumps Steriods"
"Trailer Trash 4-Life"
"Dirty Dallas Page"
"My Sign Sux!!!"
"OLD-Berg"
"Look MA I'm on Rasslin'!!"
"Mulkey Brothers 4 Life"
"Brad Armstrong - 1998 Jobber of the Year"
"L.O.D. is O.L.D."
"Wolfpac Needs Val Venis"
"Owen Sucks It"
"Juvi Sung With Menudo"
"Jerry Lynn used to be a power ranger
"Give us a blood bath"
"Norman makes me Smiley"
"HEY SABLE WHAT OR WHO DID YOU DO TO GET YOUR JOB BACK"
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